DeviantArt<\/a><\/p>\nI will quote one letter from sector A:<\/p>\n
“Free Selena, hello to you!<\/strong>
Following the instructions in your post, my wife and I made an explosive cat. The neighbor’s Cerberus tried to eat it – the dog was blown up all over the neighborhood by the explosion.<\/strong>
Thanks to you, we solved a huge problem – the little brat no longer shits in our yard. Sincere thanks.<\/strong>
I have a question – is it possible to get a bigger Grooves chamber and make an explosive copy of myself or my wife?<\/strong><\/p>\nSincerely, Rolum Menstrive”<\/strong><\/p>\nYou’re welcome, Roli! You are a true free man of the Royal Sector, in the new note I will answer you specifically!<\/em><\/p>\nAs you know, Crigg Groves invented the so-called “Groves camera” for copying small-sized things. He was a slob, constantly losing things, so he wanted to have several copies in reserve.
And you know what, Roli? I’M SURE YOU DON’T KNOW!<\/strong>
There is simply no such thing as a bigger camera.
Funny, right?
It just doesn’t exist.<\/p>\nIn fact, there are – they hide. Personally, I collected one myself for our Fire Battalion!
(You don’t think I’m going to give out the real name, do you?!)
Below I will list the parts needed to assemble the Grooves camera (again<\/strong>) (I hate repeating myself<\/strong>!!!):<\/p>\n1. Microwave
2.Car battery
3.Grooves Laser<\/p>\n
All of this is easy to get, even in your sector. What about a “bigger” camera, you ask me? You can’t squeeze a copy of yourself into a microwave.
Or are you the size of a cat?<\/em><\/p>\nRoli, you need to find a repair unit that is used to repair combat vehicles.
We still need a lot of electricity<\/strong>!!!
I get electricity straight from the star’s phase shaft. Rolum, do you have a spare star?<\/p>\nSo here is the list of what is needed:<\/p>\n
1. Combat vehicle repair unit
2. Electricity from the phase shaft
3.Groovvs Laser<\/p>\n
I added assembly diagrams, stages of the technical process and a pinch of black magic to this note!<\/p>\n
Happy explosions Roly! Freedom from the tyranny of the Kingdom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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