{"id":273,"date":"2016-01-28T03:08:22","date_gmt":"2016-01-28T03:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demensdeum.com\/blog\/?p=273"},"modified":"2024-12-16T22:32:55","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T19:32:55","slug":"%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demensdeum.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/28\/%d0%bd%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d1%83%d1%80%d0%be%d1%80%d1%82%d0%b5-%d0%bb%d0%b0%d1%80%d1%81%d1%83%d0%bc%d0%b0-%d1%87%d0%b0%d1%81%d1%82%d1%8c-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Flame Steel Stories: At Larsum Resort"},"content":{"rendered":"

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QR Coast Environment<\/a> by Talros<\/a><\/span> on DeviantArt<\/a><\/p>\n

Senior Craves got up very early today. He hadn’t expected to do so at all, since Her Majesty was in no danger except for the jellyfish, since they were at the Lorsum resort.
He couldn’t forgive himself for the fact that the warm sun and the beach had relaxed him, he let his boys have fun in the bar instead of providing protection to the Queen.
– Company rise!
The penthouse room at the Hilton Hotel responds with a half-hearted “Fuck off.”
– Rise up, sheep! The Queen has been stolen from under our noses!
From the far room comes out the shooter Turner, sleepy, with red eyes, with a bottle of cognac in one hand and a statue of the local goddess Arsha in the other.
–We won’t let them steal the Queen!
Turner falls to the floor right into a pile of pillows on the floor.
– They’ve already kidnapped her! Get up immediately!
– Who are they?!
Asks mechanic Gable, coming out of the bathroom in a women’s robe and pink slippers with the inscription Q.D.
–They are…
At this moment, there is a rumble on the lower floors of the hotel, people are screaming, it looks like an explosion has occurred, the building begins to creak and shake very loudly.
The entire Royal Company of Her Majesty’s Knights wakes up from the roar, each in their own clothes…
– Company, listen to my command! Everyone to your vehicles!
Pilot Ernie swears loudly, and through the swearing it becomes clear that the keys to the military forklift were lost in a bar.
– I was playing pyramid yesterday, on the last glass the pyramid fell, I had to give the key to some bald guy.
Craves understands that the situation cannot be corrected now. Without cars, without weapons, without the Queen…
The hotel shakes again and the building begins to tip over.
– Craves, what should we do!? Now we’re going to crash on Mother Earth!
The building falls on its side, everyone falls with it. Magazines and beer mugs flew past the foreman, a harmonica hit him in the forehead and flew on.
Impact, it became dark.
And then Craves realizes that he has fallen into the water and begins to float up.
– Ahaha! We’re lucky the hotel is on the shore, we fell right into the water! – shouts signal operator Manny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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