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2142.03.21
Intercepting message QDFS-0076
Hello everyone! I’m Selena, alive and well, back with you! After my last post, “How to make an explosive cat?!”, my dear readers have been bombarding me with letters asking about using copying technology on humans.
My robot cat by MaximeChiasson on DeviantArt
I will quote one letter from sector A:
“Free Selena, hello to you!
Following the instructions in your post, my wife and I made an explosive cat. The neighbor’s Cerberus tried to eat it – the dog was blown up all over the neighborhood by the explosion.
Thanks to you, we solved a huge problem – the little brat no longer shits in our yard. Sincere thanks.
I have a question – is it possible to get a bigger Grooves chamber and make an explosive copy of myself or my wife?
Sincerely, Rolum Menstrive”
You’re welcome, Roli! You are a true free man of the Royal Sector, in the new note I will answer you specifically!
As you know, Crigg Groves invented the so-called “Groves camera” for copying small-sized things. He was a slob, constantly losing things, so he wanted to have several copies in reserve.
And you know what, Roli? I’M SURE YOU DON’T KNOW!
There is simply no such thing as a bigger camera.
Funny, right?
It just doesn’t exist.
In fact, there are – they hide. Personally, I collected one myself for our Fire Battalion!
(You don’t think I’m going to give out the real name, do you?!)
Below I will list the parts needed to assemble the Grooves camera (again) (I hate repeating myself!!!):
1. Microwave
2.Car battery
3.Grooves Laser
All of this is easy to get, even in your sector. What about a “bigger” camera, you ask me? You can’t squeeze a copy of yourself into a microwave.
Or are you the size of a cat?
Roli, you need to find a repair unit that is used to repair combat vehicles.
We still need a lot of electricity!!!
I get electricity straight from the star’s phase shaft. Rolum, do you have a spare star?
So here is the list of what is needed:
1. Combat vehicle repair unit
2. Electricity from the phase shaft
3.Groovvs Laser
I added assembly diagrams, stages of the technical process and a pinch of black magic to this note!
Happy explosions Roly! Freedom from the tyranny of the Kingdom!
